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Audi A5 Diesel // Sex Sells But So Does Shock.

Jan 6

Growing up my parents taught me that certain subjects really were not appropriate for open conversation, that some subjects are “taboo” not because they are wrong but because they are sensitive. Now with 3 siblings 2 of them being brothers it was not always easy being sensitive to our sister, but we all knew right from wrong. Watching this Audi video reminded me of growing up and my Mom saying “now remember what I taught you” because this subject would be considered some what sensitive and not really a laughing matter. Well Audi I have to give it to you because the only thing that might sell as well as sex is shock.

I agree with you, but that window as a substitute for a noose had me laughing out loud. I remember the uproar from GM’s assembly robot suicide commercial.. if you think that was crossing the line, this races past it. Personification is much more innocent than this. It has a thread of comedy, but it’s a dark one.

From David Frey on January 6th, 2010

I LOVE IT!
Yes, it was a bit dark. However, it was very entertaining with a possitive ending.
I live in the US and have a 2010 Jetta TDI Sportwagen. It’s great! It is a stepping stone for,(I HOPE), an Audi A4 or A6 Avant.

From Kevin Jackson on January 9th, 2010

The video has been removed – for copyright violation – naughty pirate videos!!!

From me on January 31st, 2010

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